1. Get more guitar education, and buy an electric.
2. Learn to swing dance, or just dance "more better."
3. Celebrate Christmas in New York City.
4. Give something back, a la volunteerism.
5. Interior decorate in shades of red.
6. Perform the big Hello Dolly number, complete with tail-tuxed male chorus.
7. Two words: Pangkor Laut.
8. Other wanderlusting travels:
          a. Return to swinging London. In fact, tour the entire British Isles.
          b. (Especially Wales, to see if anyone looks ancestrally like me.)
          c. Paris and Provence should put those six forgotten years of French to use.
          d. Italy, for art and leisure and really good suits.
          e. Collect sand from Bali, the Caribbean, and various Greecian beaches.
9. Strip Chocolate. (Don't ask, punk.)
10. Learn to scuba dive.
          a. Underwater knife fight?
          b. Poke a dolphin?
          c. If blue whales ate fondue, would they call it fonblue?